Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
