I wish life had little blips of pornography
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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