IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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