WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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