ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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