they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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