I think i peed on brittanys purse
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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