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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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