Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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