Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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