He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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