I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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