What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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