Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
