bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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