If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
vagina is talking i cant
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
