Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
