I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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