It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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