She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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