New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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