birth control should be required to get into college
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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