Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Please don't give away my fajitas
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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