i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
