Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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