this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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