you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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