I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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