Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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