So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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