And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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