There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize