Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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