omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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