He uses pillows to masturbate.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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