if you like me you must not know who I am
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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