are you still at the devil's house?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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