nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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