I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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