try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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