But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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