im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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