She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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