How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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