Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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