you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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