You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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