one two three fourrrrnication!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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