She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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