You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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