I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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