she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
even my farts smell like vagina
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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