I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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