I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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