I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
