i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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