Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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