i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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